My brain says no but my pants say off.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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