Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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