I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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