Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
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Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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