loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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