The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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