Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I will be naked everywhere
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
