I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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