Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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