I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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