how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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