I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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