You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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