There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
