This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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