he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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