How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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