Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I currently don't understand fingers.
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