How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
