I wish i was in the wii world.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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