Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i've created a new STD.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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