How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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