butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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