Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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