So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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