yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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