So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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