I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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