So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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