I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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