So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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