i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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