Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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