you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
