he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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