vagina is talking i cant
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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