When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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