ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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