Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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