I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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