The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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