I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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