But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm really into asian looking animals
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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