Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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