guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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