Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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