But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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