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WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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