Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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