Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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