he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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