The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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