Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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