Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she looked like the before picture.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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