Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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