Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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