she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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