You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Your cock deserves a montage
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just forgot I was standing up.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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