I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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